LIVE@rexthegoodboy♥ 428
he is not sorry and he will not be apologising
POST THE DOG.GET THE BAG.
A photo feed for dog people with a meme coin bolted to the side. We're not going to pretend that second half isn't there. The app works whether or not the chart does. The chart is just louder.
Snap your poop bag →No wallet needed to post. You can link one later, and that only matters if there is ever something to send you.
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$PDOOG is liveRobinhood Chain
0xbbfD73497a13230d0409DC95C677dDCc5c269136Bonding curve0.42 / 24.96 NVDA
1.7%
1.750e-8 NVDAper $PDOOG
- 17.50 NVDA
- Fully diluted
- 975,173,012
- Left on the curve
There is no Uniswap pool yet. The whole supply sits on a bonding curve until it raises 24.96 NVDA, and then the pool is created automatically out of what the curve collected. The pair is NVDA, not ETH. Chart on fomo.family
Taken out of circulationforever
2.4443%
24,443,124 $PDOOG
Sent to the burn address. Nobody holds that key, so those tokens can never move again.
0x000000000000000000000000000000000000dEaD
Note that totalSupply() still reads one billion. They were not destroyed by a burn function, they were moved somewhere nobody can reach. The effect is the same and the number is checkable either way.
Where the money goes2.00% per trade
0.30%
1.70%
- 01
The 1.70% arrives as NVDA, a tokenised share, not as our own coin.
- 02
Until the curve graduates it goes straight back in, buying on the same curve everyone else buys on.
- 03
The reserve goes up and graduation comes closer. The fees are fuel, not an exit.
- 04
What the fees buy is split: part burned, part sent back to linked holders and to people with points, in rounds anchored on-chain. See /drops.
Buy-to-earnread from Robinhood Chain
Every buy from a linked wallet pays Poop Points.
1 point per 1,000 $PDOOG, up to 20,000 a week, credited automatically from the chain. Buys you made before linking count too, once. Whoever brought you gets 10% on top, for as long as you buy. Link a wallet
No linked wallet has bought yet. The first one opens this list.
100K
POOL / WEEK
48H
SETTLES IN
0
FARM YIELD
Funded by trading fees. Not by printing more of it.
The protocol
THREE STEPS,
ONE DOG.
SNAP IT LIVE
Open the camera and catch them mid-crime. Camera-roll uploads are accepted and filed, they earn no points, just a little karma.
GET VOTED
Votes are weighted by the reputation of whoever casts them. An account created nine minutes ago carries exactly the authority of an account created nine minutes ago: none.
BANK THE POINTS
A fixed weekly pool, split by the engagement you actually earned. Points decide who gets the first claim.
The feed
EVIDENCE WALL
LIVE
2H@biscuit♥ 311
caught him mid-decision
5H@nooodle♥ 197
civic duty complete. bin adjacent. no notes.
Every post is timestamped, geotagged if you allow it, and impossible to backdate. Yours near the top if you posted today, near the bottom if you posted a JPEG of a dog from 2016.
Full disclosure
YES, IT IS A MEME COIN.
$PDOOG is a meme coin. If you were hoping for a whitepaper with a Gantt chart on page nine, we have bad news and a photograph of a corgi. What is actually different is the order of operations: the feed, the map and the points all work before the token exists and keep working if the chart flatlines. Rewards come out of trading fees, not out of new supply.
Poop Points are not tokens and do not promise tokens. They are a public record of what you posted and what people voted for. When the contract goes live, they decide how the first claim is split. That is the whole mechanism.
If the chart goes to zero the app still works. You will just be posting your dog for free, the way you did on Instagram for eleven years.
Buy the coin because it's funny. Use the app because it's good. Don't confuse the two.
Specs
THE COIN,
ON PAPER.
- CHAIN
- Robinhood
- CHAIN ID
- 4663
- SUPPLY
- 1B
- LAUNCHPAD
- pons v2
- PAIR
- NVDA
- POOL
- Uniswap v4
- GRADUATES AT
- 41.6 NVDA
- BASE FEE
- 1.00%
- CREATOR TAX
- 1.00%
- TOTAL PER TRADE
- 2.00%
- BURNED
- 2.4443%
- CONTRACT
- Live
- REGISTRATION
- Approximate
Contract, Robinhood Chain
0xbbfD73497a13230d0409DC95C677dDCc5c269136This address, in full, is the only $PDOOG. A shortened address proves nothing: anyone can generate one with the same first and last characters. Check every character or copy it from here.
Tokenomics
WHERE THE
MONEY GOES.
THE SUPPLY
- 01
One billion $PDOOG, minted once. There is no mint function, so the number cannot go up later, not because we promise, because there is no code that would do it.
- 02
It launched on pons v2, which means the whole supply sits on a bonding curve first. There is no Uniswap pool at all until the curve raises 41.6 NVDA. At that point it graduates and a Uniswap v4 pool is created automatically from what the curve collected. The pair is tokenised NVDA, not ETH.
- 03
No presale. No private round. Nobody gets tokens before the curve opens.
- 04
We did not buy at launch. Not a treasury allocation, not a snipe in the first block, nothing. There is no team bag, which means there is no team bag to dump on you. Every $PDOOG we ever hold gets bought on the open market, at whatever it costs that day, like anybody else.
THE FEES
- 01
A trade costs 2.00%. That is the pons base fee of 1.00%, which every launch on this platform pays, plus a creator tax of 1.00% that we set. The cap the contract allows is 10.00%, so this is near the low end, but it is not the floor and we are not going to pretend it is.
- 02
Of the 1.00% base fee, the protocol takes 30% and the launcher keeps 70%. Add the 1.00% creator tax and 1.70% of volume comes to us, in NVDA. Every number in this paragraph is readable off the curve contract, and if you find a different one, believe the contract.
- 03
Until the curve graduates, every bit of that 1.70% goes straight back into the curve. Not converted, not parked, not held: it is spent buying $PDOOG on the same curve everyone else buys on. The reserve goes up, graduation comes closer, and the fees stop being an exit and start being fuel.
- 04
After graduation the same stream funds the weekly pool. Either way the rewards come out of fees the token earned, never out of new supply printed to pay somebody. Nobody gets diluted.
- 05
Every buyback is a transaction on a public chain. You do not have to believe the paragraph above. You can watch the wallet do it, or watch it fail to.
WHAT WE HAVEN'T DECIDED
Whether fees go to holders instead
pons has a distributor that routes the creator fee stream permanently to holders rather than to the app. It flips once and never flips back. We have not flipped it, because that stream is what pays for the buybacks and the weekly pool. If we ever do flip it, it gets written here first, with the reason.
AND WHAT THIS IS NOT
- Poop Points are not $PDOOG, and holding them does not entitle you to any.
- There is no claim contract. When one exists, this page will say so and link to it.
- None of the above is a yield, a return, or a projection. It is a description of where money moves.
GET ON THE LIST.
Early users stack Poop Points before the token exists. Those points decide how the first claim is split. There is no second early.
One email when we launch. No “gm” newsletter.